New Airlines Rules
Attendant : Welcome aboard Ala Carte Air, sir. May I see your ticket?
Passenger : Sure.
Attendant : You're in seat 12B. That will be $5, please!
Passenger : What for?
Attendant : For telling you where to sit.
Passenger : But I already knew where to sit.
Attendant : Nevertheless, we are now charging a seat locator fee of $5. It's the airlines new policy.
Passenger : Thats the craziest thing I ever heard. I wont paid it.
Attendant : Sir, do you want a seat on this flight, or not?
Passenger : Yes, yes. All right, I'll pay. But the airline is going to hear about this.
Attendant : Thank you. My goodness, your carry-on bag looks heavy. Would you like me to stow it in the overhead compartment for you?
Passenger : That would be swell, thanks.
Attendant : No problem. Up we go, and done! That will be $10, please.
Passenger : What???
Attendant : The airline now charges $10 for carry-on assistance fee.
Passenger : This is extortion. I wont stand for it.
Attendant : Actually, you are right, you cant stand. You need to sit and fasten your seat belt. We're about to push back from the gate. But , first I need that $10.
Passenger : No way!
Attendant : Sir, If you dont comply, I will be forced to call the air marshal. And you really dont want me to do that.
Passenger : Why not? Is he going to shoot me?
Attendant : No, but there's a $50 air marshall hailing fee.
Passenger : Oh, alright, here take the $10. I cant believe this.
Attendant : Thank you for your cooperation, sir. Is there anything else I can do for you?
Its funny right?? See you soon